Archive for July, 2012

Hershie H-dog Shyamalon, Office Mascot

Monday, July 23rd, 2012

Hershie H-dog keeps the Silver Fern office peace and greets visitors with a giant smile and wagging tale. Her areas of expertise Hershe H-Doginclude: swimming in the pool at not opportune times, subsequently going into the house while still wet, showing little concern for birds as a bird dog, sleeping in contorted positions upside down and fully extended, a refined ability to sleep greater than 16 hours a day, and making all of us smile.

Awards/Certification: AKC certified Choco Lab, Official Silver Fern Dog

Q&A with Hershie

What is your favorite quote?  “What up H dog?”

If you could have one superhero power, what would it be and why? Speaking English, why don’t you people get what I am saying?

Where would you go on your dream vacation?  A big giant ocean with unlimited balls to fetch, as a human serves continuous steak.

What is your number one pet peeve?  No pet peeves, Human peeves?  Loud voices…

What cartoon character best describes you? I am my own.

If you had to go WITHOUT one of the five senses, which would it be?  Well, maybe taste, not sure I really taste anything I eat, more of an inhale.

What actor/celebrity would you choose to play you in a movie?  Definitely Meryl Streep  I’ve seen her work, I think she can nail it…

Favorites:

Color: Red Hibiscus
Book: I don’t read
Movie: I fall asleep.. they are way too long
Sport: Tennis ball in a pool
Candy: Chocolate makes me sick, but I LOVE ginger snaps
Cookie: Old Mother Hubbard’s
Type of Food: Grilled steak, I can smell a plate of it a mile away
Drink: Water with ice cubes
Board/Card Game: Doesn’t matter, but I love to disrupt any game by laying across it.